steve: sal, let's go, man. if the toilet in your apartment were broken, name something you'd use instead. >> the couch. steve: right there. what'd i tell you? what'd i tell you? >> good answer. good answer. good answer. good answer. hey, that's wonderful. get in there. yeah. i'd use that, too. steve: i tell you, ladies, you just bear with us. you about to hear some things you've never heard before. if you're not home and the toilet is broke, we'll just sit there and just soak that puppy. oh, we'll put the pillow out on the back porch, let it air-dry out before you get home, but we gonna drench that puppy right here. oh, yeah. i love it. i love being a man. i told you, these answers are gonna be great. just sit there on the couch and soak it. [buzzer] >> joe coniglio over here. steve: knuckles. >> knuckles. steve: i didn't know that. we're getting friendly. >> motivational speaker. steve: huh? >> and inspirational speaker. steve: you're a motivational speaker? >> yeah. steve: really? >> yeah. you put the garbage